Lately it has come to my attention that we need to have a heart to heart.
When I am in the car driving there is one thing that I am supposed to be doing. For some time I feel like you have forgotten that. While I will admit that I have to spend too much of my time in this one enclosed space with you, I feel that we have to discuss some things before I lose my freaking mind. If you are not sure about my purpose while driving then think about the word that I just used….driving, yes this is the reason that I am in the car with you.
I would like to give you a short list of the things that I am not when I am driving the car.
1. A DJ for Hire
I certainly understand your disdain while we are driving and a song that you do not like is being played. [wp_ad_camp_2]I have spent years listening to Kids’ Bop, cartoon character versions of music, and other songs that you insist upon. I will let you in on a little secret, I do not enjoy any of this music. In fact most of the time while I am listening to it, I am dreaming of poking a hanger into my ears to avoid ever having to hear one of these songs again. So when you are screaming your disdain during the 4 minutes that I ask to listen to something, it is nearly impossible for me to feel sorry for you.
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